Penis Prison (I'm Such a Cheat)
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Chronicle Books specializes in gift books that people will never keep: they look neat but a quick flip through exhausts their entertainment value. This book really has nothing to do with male chastity but the title made it irritable.
There’s a nice round hole and the idea is to insert objects that might be considered phallic: banana, cucumber, and the like. The stiff cardboard pages have drawings of things like empty hot dog buns.
Penis humor is rarely hilarious.
