Caged Penis
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A man takes his friends up on a bet that he won’t be able to tolerate wearing a male chastity device - which he prefers to call a penis cage - for an entire day.
Without thinking, I walked out the door, hopped on my bike and start on my way. Bad move.
Clearly the folks who designed the penis cage were not the athletic type, as I learned the hard way. By the time I reached the Hennepin Bridge I was standing up, dry-humping the air and yelling, “Suck it, penis cage!” while a small child walked by with his face painted like a tiger, staring at me with a look that screamed, “I never want to grow up to be like you.”
Amazingly he couldn’t tolerate twenty-four hours of minor discomforts.
Readers of this site are more apt to brag about how long they can go without having a ‘penis cage’ removed (for cleaning doesn’t count).
What is your record?
Comments
Heh. Freakin’ amateurs.
Posted by: Tom Allen | July 9, 2009 3:22 PM
I just knew that would be your response.
Posted by: Richard | July 9, 2009 3:26 PM