Caged Penis
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A man takes his friends up on a bet that he won’t be able to tolerate wearing a male chastity device - which he prefers to call a penis cage - for an entire day.
Without thinking, I walked out the door, hopped on my bike and start on my way. Bad move.
Clearly the folks who designed the penis cage were not the athletic type, as I learned the hard way. By the time I reached the Hennepin Bridge I was standing up, dry-humping the air and yelling, “Suck it, penis cage!” while a small child walked by with his face painted like a tiger, staring at me with a look that screamed, “I never want to grow up to be like you.”
Amazingly he couldn’t tolerate twenty-four hours of minor discomforts.
Readers of this site are more apt to brag about how long they can go without having a ‘penis cage’ removed (for cleaning doesn’t count).
What is your record?
Comments
Heh. Freakin’ amateurs.
Posted by: Tom Allen | July 9, 2009 3:22 PM
I just knew that would be your response.
Posted by: Richard | July 9, 2009 3:26 PM
If my cock was chained and had a leash on it itwil be hooked to it and you will be able to grab the chainand pul it and jerk it hard to keep the person in control of what he is diong .
Posted by: apman | March 12, 2011 5:40 PM
That guy was a pussy!
My wife now puts our Kali’s Teeth Bracelet on me nearly every weekend. The longest in one stretch so far was 51 hours. But the spikes hurt only when I think of sex. Jogging, hiking, moving furniture, gardening, are all possible with only minimal discomfort—provided I do not think of sex. I don’t know how well I could handle longer periods, but if that’s what she wants, then I will endure it.
Posted by: Lovecutefeet | April 30, 2011 2:44 PM